I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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