Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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