no, he came in my armpit
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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