he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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