Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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