I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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