Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
