Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?