Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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