Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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