there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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