She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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