would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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