I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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