I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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