Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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