Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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