remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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