Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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