good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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