my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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