And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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