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Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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