I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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