im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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