Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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