Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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