Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
either way he was missing a nipple.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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