sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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