im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
