I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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