shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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