your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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