Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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