hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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