I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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