My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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