so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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