So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Randomize
