No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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