so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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