If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
