I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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