I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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