Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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