You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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