The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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