so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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