Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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