Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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