okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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