Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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