he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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