I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So much rum. So many feels.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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